OMG. xD hahahahaha. this class blog seems to be more interesting than before. I mean I didn't expect everyone to post in it. :D we're gonna take a class photo soon. (: ++ we've had 100+ visitors! IN TWO DAYS! man, I find it so amusing. :) anyway, I'm going to update with old quotes. etc etc (:
Amalina : ADRIAN! STOP IT! I KEEL YOU!
Adrian : is it me or did you just swear in japanese?
Brannon : Ms Rani! you wanna hear a lame joke???
Class : NO.
Brannon : Oh c'mon. Why does our prime minister goes for exercises at night?
Ms Rani : Why?
Brannon : Because he's our P.M. not A. M.
Timothy : Now, Ms Rani, do you want to hear my joke?
Ms Rani : No Tim, continue your work.
Timothy : Why does the skeleton does not want to cross the road?
Ms Rani : I don't know, Tim.
Timothy : Because the skeleton has no guts.
Timothy : And now, why did the skeleton did not want to go to the costume party?
Ms Rani : Because the skeleton cant wear costumes.
Timothy : NO! because it has no body to go with!
Timothy : Well Ms Rani, do you wanna hear another joke??
Jac Lyn : Tim, please jump out of the window NOW.
Someone : *Insult Mun Heem*
Mun Heem : YOU ANUS!
Class : HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!
Joel : Awww, you got a vasectomy for nothing, Brannon.
Ms. Rani : Joel, do you even
know what a vasectomy is?
Joel : Yeah, I do.Ms. Rani: Okay then, what is it?
Joel : ...uh...*glares the class that is howling from laughter* It's the thing where you cut off the tube...or something...
Ms. Rani : A vasectomy, Joel, is not a factor that determines whether or not you are male or female, you know.
Joel : Yeah, I know.
Ms. Rani : A vasectomy makes you
infertile. Geez, if he thinks that this would make a guy become a girl, I wonder what he'd say about women.
*picture of duck onscreen*Tim : Is that a duck?
Ms. Rani : Yes, Tim.
*picture of duck onscreen in another slide*Tim : Is that a duck?
Ms. Rani : Yes, Tim.
*picture of cheetahs on tree branch*Tim: Is that a duck?
Ms. Rani : I'm not even going to answer that.
Ms. Rani : Who is the CEO of coca-cola?
Tim: Ducks.
Ms. Rani : What is Mun Heem and Joel doing at the back there?
(hint hint)Tim : Looking at pictures of ducks.
Ms.Rani : "Don't be afraid to encounter risks. it is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave."
Timothy : Like ducks?
Ms. Rani : It means in order to be loved, you must love.
Tim : Like ducks?
Ms. Rani : Well yes, Tim, since you know so much about ducks, what are ducks in love like?
Tim : ...well, they're...tasty, and they lay eggs, which are tasty too...and they play hockey
(referring to the movie "The Mighty Ducks")...and they get...free bread...
Brannon :
what's buah pinang?Ustaz :
buah.Brannon :
sebuah buah pinang?Class :
HAHAHAHAHACarolynn :
I ROCK!Brannon :
its BM class laCarolynn :
SAYA BATU?!
Joel :
whats the answer for number 35? say again?Class :
again.Shu Fei :
Join the dark side vampires, we have cookies Edward Cullen. 'nuff said. :D
Puan Zainab :
Berikan saya contoh faktor berlakunya pembakaran hutan yang disebabkan oleh manusia.Tim :
*Raises up his hand* Kerana manusia merokok dalam hutan.Jac Lyn :
Leon, I think you just hit my..Leon :
yeah? I think I'm sorryJac Lyn :
YOU THINK?Amalina :
badak sumbu is hippopotamus right?Carolynn :
yeah. whats the question?Amalina :
Antara berikut, haiwan yang manakah tidak terdapat dalam perhutanan Malaysia?Carolynn :
hippopotamus?Brannon :
yeah. I think that's the answerAmalina :
okay.Brannon :
wait. octopuses don't live in hutan!Amalina & Carolynn :
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!Joel :
whats the answer for number 33?Carolynn :
III dan IV sahajaJoel :
what?Carolynn :
III dan IV sahajaJoel :
again?Shu Fei :
I dan III, Joel. *rolls eyes*Joel :
okay thanks. *circle question*Shu Fei & Carolynn :
*looks at each other* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!Carolynn :
it'll be funny if that's the real answer*later*
Cik Hayati :
nombor tiga puluh tiga. I dan III sahajaCarolynn & Shu Fei :
OMFWTFBBQ! HAHAHHAHAHABrannon :
yes! I'm a smart boy!Mrs. Chelva :
see, Brannon's a smart boy. I made him smartClass :
=.="
Ms. Tok :
that day, ada orang tanya saya.. what ah? I forgot edy. aiyaaMs. Tok :
ok, ok, now I remember! that person tanya "why Maths so hard?"Joel :
because its not easy la!Ms. Tok :
bodoh! no, because inside the text book got a lot of problem solving la!Jackie :
Ms. Tok, can I go to the toilet please?Carolynn :
eh, I wanted to go too!Ms. Tok :
lady, sekarang ada rombongan pergi toilet ke?Heidi :
omg, guys, if you want to copy, don't copy from teacher la.. copy from your friends or somethingJoel :
then how are we suppose to get it RIGHT?Adrian :
has anyone seen my Science paper?Jac :
yeah.. I lost my paper tooAm :
ghosts has just taken the papers of the worldCarolynn :
HUH? wth was that!?!Jing Ran :
do you know what trash is or not?Adrian :
yeah la.. tong sampahUs :
LOL!
Cik Hayati : Eythan, hutan apa yang terdapat di kawasan gunung?
Eythan : err, hutan gununggggg? *funnyface*
Cik Hayati : ah. betul. bagus.
Eythan : HAH?!
*talking about sex ed, etc*
Carolynn : yeah. Joel, it hurts when girls have sex.
Am : yeah. when you have sexual intercourse the hymen breaks. so it hurts.
Joel : what?
Carolynn : you know, hymen?
Joel : uh, that skin thing?
Am : yeah. it can break anytime. when you're doing sports or whatever.
Joel : oh right. so when sex happens, girls get pain, guys get pleasure?
Carolynn : girls get both, Joel. if the guys do it right la.
Joel : oh. that's literally bittersweet. extreme pain and extreme pleasure. HAHA. sucks to be youuuu.
Carolynn : Ms. Tok, are you okay, Ms. Tok?
Ms. Tok : yes yes! okay okay!
Carolynn : uh, are you sure?
Ms. Tok : yes yes! verrrrrry sure!
Class : ummmm, okaaaaay.
Ms. Tok : yes this one *write sum on board* correct?
Carolynn : its three, Ms. Tok.
Ms. Tok : aiyo! itu namanya bodoh.
Ms. Tok : next time you break out with your boyfriend
Dee : break up, Ms. Tok
Ms. Tok : Tang Mun Heem, betul ah you, I'm going to expand...
Jac : expand and break out?
Ms. Tok : 12x square.. my goodness, vegetarian
Class : HUH? VEGETARIAN?
Mun Heem : Joel, you need bigger glasses.
Ms. Tok : very good very good. I like. bigger glasses, ah?
Tim : salvoblue.homestead.com/wings.html
Dee : oh shoot.
Tim : I don't think oh shoot is in the URL.
Pn Nora : my macbook pecah meletup because the thumbdrive all bercucuk-cucuk into your macbooks. can you please check which one of your macbooks are HIV positive?
Class : *very very very loud laughter*
Murya : what's HIV positive?
Class : *stone*
Pn. Nora : how come my macbook got casing also can kena HIV?
Pn. Nora : when you get something new, what do you do first?
Tim : tear out the plastic.
Pn. Nora : you vacuum the whole house, joel?
Joel : yeah, but I stopped halfway.
Tim : why? wire too short ah?
Pn. Nora : seluar dalam, bra..
Class : *silence*
Pn. Nora : leon....
Class : GAHAHAHAAHAH
Pn Nora : can you use marble flooring in your bathroom?
Class : umm, can la...
Pn Nora : if you want to kill your grandmother faster la.
Pn Nora : can anyone in this class cook?
Tim : ME! I know how to cook gourmet toast.
Carolynn : Gourmet toast?
Tim : yeah. I fry bread.
*about menstruation and personal hygiene*
Pn Nora : when you get your jackpot every month, don't go and stick on the wall la..
Murya : why would anyone want to stick money on the wall? plus who strikes the jackpot every month?
Pn Nora : who knows how to sew?
Tim : I know how to prick my fingers.
Pn Nora : when you wake up what's the first thing you do?
Angeline : Flush the toilet
Adrian : yeah, too lazy to flush last night.
Ms Tok : Roti or Kopi? Which one can talk more?
Class : What? Don't know la Ms Tok..
Ms Tok : Roti!
Class : WHY?
Ms Tok : Because BreadTalk and Kopitiam! (Kopidiam)
Class : omg. you're so lame, teacher.
Ms. Rani : "so, what about your Baby Making 101 video?"
Joel : "I don't know. I work for Brannon"
Brannon : "Don't ask me. I'm under Tim"
Tim : "~silence"
Class/Ms.Rani : "laugh."
Carolynn : "Brannon finally admits he's gay."
hahahaha. (: I love our class. whoots.
x,
CarolynnLabels: quotes, random
