An update on our Maths homework after rechecking Ms. Tok's blog:
go into her blog if you do so.
. And let's not get her into a bad mood or we won't have funny, nice quotes to post up here, please?
Ms. Tok: I'm going round to check the workbook and whoever didn't do my work's name will be entered into my blog.
Class: Yaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy.
Ms. Tok: Giler betul lah class ini.
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OMG. xD hahahahaha. this class blog seems to be more interesting than before. I mean I didn't expect everyone to post in it. :D we're gonna take a class photo soon. (: ++ we've had 100+ visitors! IN TWO DAYS! man, I find it so amusing. :) anyway, I'm going to update with old quotes. etc etc (:
Amalina : ADRIAN! STOP IT! I KEEL YOU!
Adrian : is it me or did you just swear in japanese?
Brannon : Ms Rani! you wanna hear a lame joke???
Class : NO.
Brannon : Oh c'mon. Why does our prime minister goes for exercises at night?
Ms Rani : Why?
Brannon : Because he's our P.M. not A. M.
Timothy : Now, Ms Rani, do you want to hear my joke?
Ms Rani : No Tim, continue your work.
Timothy : Why does the skeleton does not want to cross the road?
Ms Rani : I don't know, Tim.
Timothy : Because the skeleton has no guts.
Timothy : And now, why did the skeleton did not want to go to the costume party?
Ms Rani : Because the skeleton cant wear costumes.
Timothy : NO! because it has no body to go with!
Timothy : Well Ms Rani, do you wanna hear another joke??
Jac Lyn : Tim, please jump out of the window NOW.
Someone : *Insult Mun Heem*
Mun Heem : YOU ANUS!
Class : HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!
Joel : Awww, you got a vasectomy for nothing, Brannon.
Ms. Rani : Joel, do you even
know what a vasectomy is?
Joel : Yeah, I do.Ms. Rani: Okay then, what is it?
Joel : ...uh...*glares the class that is howling from laughter* It's the thing where you cut off the tube...or something...
Ms. Rani : A vasectomy, Joel, is not a factor that determines whether or not you are male or female, you know.
Joel : Yeah, I know.
Ms. Rani : A vasectomy makes you
infertile. Geez, if he thinks that this would make a guy become a girl, I wonder what he'd say about women.
*picture of duck onscreen*Tim : Is that a duck?
Ms. Rani : Yes, Tim.
*picture of duck onscreen in another slide*Tim : Is that a duck?
Ms. Rani : Yes, Tim.
*picture of cheetahs on tree branch*Tim: Is that a duck?
Ms. Rani : I'm not even going to answer that.
Ms. Rani : Who is the CEO of coca-cola?
Tim: Ducks.
Ms. Rani : What is Mun Heem and Joel doing at the back there?
(hint hint)Tim : Looking at pictures of ducks.
Ms.Rani : "Don't be afraid to encounter risks. it is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave."
Timothy : Like ducks?
Ms. Rani : It means in order to be loved, you must love.
Tim : Like ducks?
Ms. Rani : Well yes, Tim, since you know so much about ducks, what are ducks in love like?
Tim : ...well, they're...tasty, and they lay eggs, which are tasty too...and they play hockey
(referring to the movie "The Mighty Ducks")...and they get...free bread...
Brannon :
what's buah pinang?Ustaz :
buah.Brannon :
sebuah buah pinang?Class :
HAHAHAHAHACarolynn :
I ROCK!Brannon :
its BM class laCarolynn :
SAYA BATU?!
Joel :
whats the answer for number 35? say again?Class :
again.Shu Fei :
Join the dark side vampires, we have cookies Edward Cullen. 'nuff said. :D
Puan Zainab :
Berikan saya contoh faktor berlakunya pembakaran hutan yang disebabkan oleh manusia.Tim :
*Raises up his hand* Kerana manusia merokok dalam hutan.Jac Lyn :
Leon, I think you just hit my..Leon :
yeah? I think I'm sorryJac Lyn :
YOU THINK?Amalina :
badak sumbu is hippopotamus right?Carolynn :
yeah. whats the question?Amalina :
Antara berikut, haiwan yang manakah tidak terdapat dalam perhutanan Malaysia?Carolynn :
hippopotamus?Brannon :
yeah. I think that's the answerAmalina :
okay.Brannon :
wait. octopuses don't live in hutan!Amalina & Carolynn :
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!Joel :
whats the answer for number 33?Carolynn :
III dan IV sahajaJoel :
what?Carolynn :
III dan IV sahajaJoel :
again?Shu Fei :
I dan III, Joel. *rolls eyes*Joel :
okay thanks. *circle question*Shu Fei & Carolynn :
*looks at each other* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!Carolynn :
it'll be funny if that's the real answer*later*
Cik Hayati :
nombor tiga puluh tiga. I dan III sahajaCarolynn & Shu Fei :
OMFWTFBBQ! HAHAHHAHAHABrannon :
yes! I'm a smart boy!Mrs. Chelva :
see, Brannon's a smart boy. I made him smartClass :
=.="
Ms. Tok :
that day, ada orang tanya saya.. what ah? I forgot edy. aiyaaMs. Tok :
ok, ok, now I remember! that person tanya "why Maths so hard?"Joel :
because its not easy la!Ms. Tok :
bodoh! no, because inside the text book got a lot of problem solving la!Jackie :
Ms. Tok, can I go to the toilet please?Carolynn :
eh, I wanted to go too!Ms. Tok :
lady, sekarang ada rombongan pergi toilet ke?Heidi :
omg, guys, if you want to copy, don't copy from teacher la.. copy from your friends or somethingJoel :
then how are we suppose to get it RIGHT?Adrian :
has anyone seen my Science paper?Jac :
yeah.. I lost my paper tooAm :
ghosts has just taken the papers of the worldCarolynn :
HUH? wth was that!?!Jing Ran :
do you know what trash is or not?Adrian :
yeah la.. tong sampahUs :
LOL!
Cik Hayati : Eythan, hutan apa yang terdapat di kawasan gunung?
Eythan : err, hutan gununggggg? *funnyface*
Cik Hayati : ah. betul. bagus.
Eythan : HAH?!
*talking about sex ed, etc*
Carolynn : yeah. Joel, it hurts when girls have sex.
Am : yeah. when you have sexual intercourse the hymen breaks. so it hurts.
Joel : what?
Carolynn : you know, hymen?
Joel : uh, that skin thing?
Am : yeah. it can break anytime. when you're doing sports or whatever.
Joel : oh right. so when sex happens, girls get pain, guys get pleasure?
Carolynn : girls get both, Joel. if the guys do it right la.
Joel : oh. that's literally bittersweet. extreme pain and extreme pleasure. HAHA. sucks to be youuuu.
Carolynn : Ms. Tok, are you okay, Ms. Tok?
Ms. Tok : yes yes! okay okay!
Carolynn : uh, are you sure?
Ms. Tok : yes yes! verrrrrry sure!
Class : ummmm, okaaaaay.
Ms. Tok : yes this one *write sum on board* correct?
Carolynn : its three, Ms. Tok.
Ms. Tok : aiyo! itu namanya bodoh.
Ms. Tok : next time you break out with your boyfriend
Dee : break up, Ms. Tok
Ms. Tok : Tang Mun Heem, betul ah you, I'm going to expand...
Jac : expand and break out?
Ms. Tok : 12x square.. my goodness, vegetarian
Class : HUH? VEGETARIAN?
Mun Heem : Joel, you need bigger glasses.
Ms. Tok : very good very good. I like. bigger glasses, ah?
Tim : salvoblue.homestead.com/wings.html
Dee : oh shoot.
Tim : I don't think oh shoot is in the URL.
Pn Nora : my macbook pecah meletup because the thumbdrive all bercucuk-cucuk into your macbooks. can you please check which one of your macbooks are HIV positive?
Class : *very very very loud laughter*
Murya : what's HIV positive?
Class : *stone*
Pn. Nora : how come my macbook got casing also can kena HIV?
Pn. Nora : when you get something new, what do you do first?
Tim : tear out the plastic.
Pn. Nora : you vacuum the whole house, joel?
Joel : yeah, but I stopped halfway.
Tim : why? wire too short ah?
Pn. Nora : seluar dalam, bra..
Class : *silence*
Pn. Nora : leon....
Class : GAHAHAHAAHAH
Pn Nora : can you use marble flooring in your bathroom?
Class : umm, can la...
Pn Nora : if you want to kill your grandmother faster la.
Pn Nora : can anyone in this class cook?
Tim : ME! I know how to cook gourmet toast.
Carolynn : Gourmet toast?
Tim : yeah. I fry bread.
*about menstruation and personal hygiene*
Pn Nora : when you get your jackpot every month, don't go and stick on the wall la..
Murya : why would anyone want to stick money on the wall? plus who strikes the jackpot every month?
Pn Nora : who knows how to sew?
Tim : I know how to prick my fingers.
Pn Nora : when you wake up what's the first thing you do?
Angeline : Flush the toilet
Adrian : yeah, too lazy to flush last night.
Ms Tok : Roti or Kopi? Which one can talk more?
Class : What? Don't know la Ms Tok..
Ms Tok : Roti!
Class : WHY?
Ms Tok : Because BreadTalk and Kopitiam! (Kopidiam)
Class : omg. you're so lame, teacher.
Ms. Rani : "so, what about your Baby Making 101 video?"
Joel : "I don't know. I work for Brannon"
Brannon : "Don't ask me. I'm under Tim"
Tim : "~silence"
Class/Ms.Rani : "laugh."
Carolynn : "Brannon finally admits he's gay."
hahahaha. (: I love our class. whoots.
x,
CarolynnLabels: quotes, random
During today's art's class, we had to draw 'fruits' with pencils only. We had to shade three fruits the Capsicum, Orange and Apple. Today's class work was fun as we had to actually copy a picture from the internet. It had to be about 80% of the actual picture.
By Eythan Goh =)
Labels: random
Hi I am Brannon. I am ***. I like to have "fun" :) with my teddy bear. He is big and cute. I call it Mr. Pookey. Yesterday Mr. Pookey caught a flu and has to go to the big bear hospital. It could be because Mr. Pookey's parents have cancer. Poor Mr. Pookey has no friends except me!!!
By Brannon.
Labels: Mr Pookey, Mr Pookey Chronicles, random
hello world! my first post to this blog. my updates wont be in school since my darned laptop is screwed. oh well.
this is gonna be short. just an update on our math homework.
workbook - page 92 till 95.and oh. 4th monthly test is at the end of this month. chapters coming out for science are
7, electricity & 8, generation of electricity.mhmm. have fun. :D
xo,
ammie. (:
Labels: homework
Oh my goodness, look at all those random crappings down there. :) way to go people, you've actually updated the blog :O hahaha. okay, anyway, the labels below the posts are to help people look for things. :) click on homework and all the posts with homework will appear. for the benefits of the people in this class.
I have a feeling that those little random posts would come up now and then, thanks to the bored people of our class :) feel free to not read them and ignore them. :) they're just a bunch of bored kids with nothing better to do :) right now, there isn't anything much to talk about. but lets just here some quotes today okay? :)
wait, before that homework to be done for today :)
Bahasa Melayu - KOMSAS Paper (finish it)
Sejarah - Bab 5 (pink RM2.50 book)
Maths - TBA. Check Ms. Tok's blog.
and now the quotes :)
Ms. Tok : You do it, I do it..
Eythan : Finish already la, Ms Tok.
Ms. Tok : Aiyo giler..
Ms. Tok : Remember, cah soh toa (cos, sin, tan) is Ms. Tok's husband
Brannon : Not Mrs Yau meh?
Jac Lyn : Mrs. Yau Cah Soh Toa. :D
Ms. Tok : Who wants to be VIP on my blog today, don't need to do your work.
Class : *looks at Jing Ran* hahahahaha.
Ms. Tok : I'm going around now and whoever didn't do their work, your name is going to be on my blog
Class : yaaaaaayyyyy.
Mrs. Chelva : He was a very smart man you know, he had an ulterior motive. He's very very smart man..
Eythan : Why teacher? He got extra brains ah teacher?
Jing Ran : What are you doing, Eythan? It looks..
Jac Lyn : Omg, Eythan's gonna kill you, Jing Ran.
*Eythan looks up*Jing Ran : Uh, it looks very, uh, nice, Eythan.
Eythan : Okay, I'm done with notes Mrs Chelva..
Adrian : Now hold the power button for ten seconds and restart
Eythan :
*changes image colour on the projector to red&blue*Carolynn : EH LOOK! SPIDERMAN!
Jing Ran : Class stand, good morning Ms. Tok
Class : *snigger* Good afternoon, Ms. Tok
Jacqueline : Class stand, thank you, Ms. Tok
Class : Thank you, Mrs. Yau *laugh*
well, that's done :) I'm off nowww.
x,
Carolynn :)
Labels: homework, quotes
Hi may name is Joel. I like my class blog very much until i had to please the class monitor (Jacqueline Ho Lyn Ni) for the particulars to enter this blog, as i really wanted to write this post.
I love Brannon Tan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BY JOEL LEE.
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Hi my name is ****!! I like class blog. Well **** loves chicken!!! while **** loves ice-cream and **** also likes dolphins! And aside from that **** likes nasi lemak.
Haha **** and **** is very very lame.
Posted By ****** ***.
Labels: random
Am: Ms. Rani, what's "preen"?
Ms. Rani: The things girls do in the bathroom, you know, do their make-up, pluck their eyebrows, and all that.
Tim: Why do women do that, teacher?
Ms. Rani: I don't know. Why don't you go ask a woman?
Jac: Okay, anyone who has taken Jackie's book, please give it back or she'll start beating me up.
So the homework for today is 89 and 90 of our Maths workbook.
Please complete it because Maths just so happens to be the first period of the day.
Another reminder to Jing Ran to bring his notebook and pass it up tomorrow. Or Ms. Tok will whip out her handphone and threaten
to detonate you call your parents. XD
For those who have not done Chapter 6 for their Sejarah workbooks (the one that cost 2.20, or 2.50, either way it doesn't really matter), please complete it. We don't want another "Terra-Cempaka" comparism.
Or at least the moderators don't, anyway.
Oh, and before I forget, HI JULIE!!! =D
Signing out,
Shu Fei.
Labels: homework, quotes
Hello, everyone! So, our blog is not really that entertaining at the moment, and yes, I'm working on a blogskin for this one :) Before that, the reason why we moved our blog here is because of
layout incapabilities. If you know what I mean. :D Wordpress has limited layouts which I just have to say, I hate.
Hate, hate, hateBut, lets break the rules of "beggars can't be choosers" and we just decided we'd make a new blog. For the benefit of us, others, and the people who are viewing our blog. Our blog may just
dazzle your eyes. Sorry, got carried away. :D
Right now, I've already have
all the ideas for a blogskin for our class. :) I'll give an overview and preview as soon as the weekend comes, that's when I get to use my Vista and
Adobe Photoshop CS3! :D & also as soon as we get our class picture taken, so I could include it in the blogskin.
Until then, there will be limited updates, most probably by Shu Fei or myself, talking about our lame class jokes, etc, etc. :) Whatever to keep you people entertained. & coming back here. Prior to that, more things would be added to the blog such as counters, visitor counts, flash games, etc, etc. so then, I will have my Bahasa Melayu class now :)
signing off,
Carolynn.
Labels: updates
Hello. I'm Shu Fei, and I'm still waiting for our new skin, which will arrive in due time, I assure anyone who is reading (and myself).
Basically, we'll be posting lots of stuff on this blog. Wordpress is...not functioning correctly, or, more specifically, no nice blogskins on said blog site. Anyway, there'd probably be reminders about homework, but it's really up to Carol. And daily quotes, because you know that all of us make a real rowdy bunch in class and we have tons of topics discussed everyday, courtesy of Brannon and his lame jokes, plus other various but very lame nonetheless members of class.
Friday was hilarious. A random 101 I decided to just throw in there.
With that, I bid you goodbye. And ask Carol to hurry up with the blogskin and Titan's Curse.
Signing out,
Shu Fei.
Labels: random, updates
